Tuesday, September 8, 2009

weird




is it weird??...........!.?....






-that my baby has the worst gas of any baby i have ever met! i mean.. come on! i have taken care of a billion babies at work and i have never seen a baby have THIS bad of gas. poor guy!! he gets SOOO mad.. and cries out .. ugh. it breaks my heart! this week has been particularly bad. .. so............ i have cut back on how much dairy i eat so that my milk doesnt make him so mad, we have switched to supplementing with isomil (soy formula) instead of milk based formula, and we have resorted to spending a lot of time in this position on our boppy..



he he. i love his fat dimples in his elbows. !



-that i cant stop watching the Rachel Zoe project? or Flipping out? or Medium? someone needs to get Bravo blocked from my television.


-that i only wear make up/straighten my hair/shave my legs, if its the weekend.... or if i have an "event"?


-that i brought my newborn baby to my 16yr old golden retriever's grave (morg died when i was 4 months preg) to "meet" her.



-that i buried my dog in a public dog cemetery and visit her on a regular basis?



-that i never want to return to the working world and secretly want to find a sugar daddy that will marry me, love my baby as his own, and let me be a stay at home mom?

-that i love to wash, brush, and smell Asher's locks? i LOVE his head of red hair. .. this is an awful picture. but ... the back of his head has the MOST hair.. i suffered long and hard for this... my heartburn was out of this world painful. i have blogged about it previously. .. the horror... but.. i say it was well worth it.

-that by the time i get done shopping at wal mart in flip flops my feet are black from the dirt accumulated:? sick.

-that i think my baby gets more handsome everyday? sometimes i look at him and literally can not believe he is mine. my mom makes fun of me because im always telling him how handsome he is and kissing his chubby cheeks. . . but they are irresistible!

-that i think about project runway all the time. i mean.. like when im falling asleep or blow drying my hair. just analyzing it in my head. .. weird.

-that i think both jon AND kate are evil. why are people picking sides. and why would i pick your side jon?... you have stud earrings... and why would i pick your side kate?.. you have crazy peacock hair. now.. dont get me wrong. its not all about appearances. but honestly.. i dislike you BOTH equally. i pick... Joel's side. he is the cutest of all the kids anyway.

just be honest. is it weird?

4 comments:

Jamie said...

I love Morgan but it's a little weird :) But endearing :) So don't be ashamed on my account. I just wanted to pick one that's weird

Keni LeBlanc Layton said...

When Alex was an infant, she had awful gas cramps, (mainly in the evenings were the worst time for her). I had to eat such bland things. But Camryn was the one who needed soy and still can't drink regular dairy. When they were infants we did lots of stretching and massages to help them out. It is a tough thing to be helpless about. Poor guy. :(

Coopers said...

ha. you think your baby has bad gas? i already went off all dairy, and that didn't work.
zachary gets so so mad about it. he screams and screams. it wakes him up all the time. we are trying mylicon right now, but it doesn't seem to do much. basically the doctor said nothing really could be done. oh the joys.
i might just have to try him on his boppy that way too! (funny-but we have the same cover!)

good luck.

Kess said...

I'm with ya on the Jon and Kate thing, they both are up to no good... I feel bad for the kids !