Fact

{FACT}

Fact= newborns will always take their daily dump in a newly changed diaper, while you are cooking dinner.

Fact= all male surgeons are arrogant.

Fact= the only day i decide to do my hair this week, i turn into frizz due to the heat and sweat. lesson learned

Fact= couponing is hard. harder than i thought. when i think i have come up with an amazing deal, and i go to target to get the 4packs of qtips... they are all gone. dont people realize im a newby and trying to save money for my family and they should not take all the products and leave me a few packs;)

Fact= i MUST do 2 loads of laundry a day to keep up

Fact= the woman that birthed Mya is worthless....and though i am ridiculously nice to her, she is NEVER nice to me. in fact she is rude to me in my OWN home. i am not a hater....but i find no redeeming qualities in her. and i pray Mya never has to know the real her.

Fact= my kids eat yogurt like its candy. i have over 20 containers of yogurt in my fridge right now

Fact= i over cook almost everything i make. that poor husband of mine.

Fact= Vitamin Water Zero is so much better than Diet Coke. ahh i felt a twinge of guilt saying that. im sorry Diet Coke.

Fact= a clean house means a happy mom

Fact= mother knows best... but THEIR mothers usually know better :)

Fact= a two year old can find any hidden pen, in a 1mile radius. always.

Fact= the nightly squeaks of a newborn will always keep mom up. but not dad. its like our hearing is enhanced when we give birth.