im not really a singer. high school choir for 3 years. . . consisted of me and Kess and Morgan laughing so hard during concerts that our parents would tell us how ashamed they were after. (at least mine would:) morg?) o ... but do i love to make up random songs. ..
especially when talking/singing to my baby.
just TODAY.. i performed such favorites as::::::
all of the following can be in any tune, to any melody,... pure improve
"i thought my boyfriend had a poopy bum.. but nope.. just peeps.. and peeps and peeps. . ".
"Asher likes to eat candy canes (his fingers)... thats how he got such sugary filled cheeks. . .. and sugar lips.. etc (you can see where this one goes). . "
"im a butt mover. butt mover. i move with my butt. butt butt. . . who needs to roll.. when you can butt move"
"Liam loves to be nakey. nakey. nakey.. nakey boy"
"i spit on my clothes.. i eat my sleeves. my mommy buys me nice things... but i slobber on them.. "
"Chiquita nanners.. caliente nanners... mas mas mas... muy bueno nanners" (now this comes from the 10-15 spanish words i know from work. which all relate or can relate to.. infants, eating, pooping, breast feeding, or pain.)......................and Asher cries when i talk in spanish. i have a feeling he will not be bilingual. :?)
o love my Asher. he is so fun. so sweet. ...
(and yes.. i like to dress him in old man sweaters. it makes him look smart & VERY handsome. . )
who needs nursery rhymes when Kim is your mom.
no lullabies here.
"Asher likes to eat candy canes (his fingers)... thats how he got such sugary filled cheeks. . .. and sugar lips.. etc (you can see where this one goes). . "
"im a butt mover. butt mover. i move with my butt. butt butt. . . who needs to roll.. when you can butt move"
"Liam loves to be nakey. nakey. nakey.. nakey boy"
"i spit on my clothes.. i eat my sleeves. my mommy buys me nice things... but i slobber on them.. "
"Chiquita nanners.. caliente nanners... mas mas mas... muy bueno nanners" (now this comes from the 10-15 spanish words i know from work. which all relate or can relate to.. infants, eating, pooping, breast feeding, or pain.)......................and Asher cries when i talk in spanish. i have a feeling he will not be bilingual. :?)
o love my Asher. he is so fun. so sweet. ...
(and yes.. i like to dress him in old man sweaters. it makes him look smart & VERY handsome. . )who needs nursery rhymes when Kim is your mom.
no lullabies here.
my way works just fine:)
5 comments:
KIM!! I have missed the snot out of you. Why are you no longer on FB? I have been thinking about you and Asher a lot and have texted you but no response? I hope all is going better for you. I think of you often. Will you Email me your address so I can send you a Chritmas card? K, Thanks!
PS, I Love the Sweater!
Jess!! i could have sworn i saw you the other day!!! ah! how is my big boy J??
Asher is great.
we did change our number '
801-589-5759
i will text you it. love you!~!
my address is 1603 n 350 e layton 84041
Oh my goodness I love the sweater. SO cute!! :)
Jonah is not so good :( Read my blog for the scoop. So why are you no longer on FB? I think we should get our boys together...Have you ever been to the Tree house Museum?
ok i promised i laughed really hard at this post! i still think that my parents are ashamed of the choir days and prefer never to speak of them ;). was it me or you that slipped when walking up onto the bleachers? ahhh those were the good days for real!
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